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The Pink Bic

Aaron oh, and this happened!!
Aaron I was leaving the grovery store
Aaron grocery
Aaron sitting at the red light waiting to get out of the parking lot
Aaron the woman in the car behind me was particularly ugly, so I found myself looking in my rearview mirror at her a lot
Aaron kinda like a car crash...
Aaron so, she starts checking herself out in her rearview
Aaron she picks her purse up and starts digging through it
Aaron she busts out a pink Lady Bic and starts dry shaving her chin right there in the car!!!!
Aaron I was freaking out, fumbling for my phone so I could share the moment with someone
Aaron It was terrible and awesome all rolled into one
Aaron I'm telling everyone that will listen...
Christopher S Mi... oh holy shit
Christopher S Mi... that is so awesome
Aaron it's got so many layers
Aaron first off, the straight shock value
Christopher S Mi... and....
Aaron sorry, got a phone call
Aaron one sec
Aaron ok, so secondly, she carries a loose Bic razor in her purse
Aaron so one can assume it's not the first time
Christopher S Mi... right
Christopher S Mi... definitely not
Christopher S Mi... this is probably a daily thing
Aaron third, she didn't think to take care of that at home
Aaron fourth, shaving is NOT the way to go
Aaron she's gotta wax or tweeze that shit
Christopher S Mi... oh amen
Christopher S Mi... i mean
Christopher S Mi... anything but a Bic
Christopher S Mi... it's the lowest possible form of razor even
Aaron fifth, she's so ugly that a little goatee trim isn't going to help her at all
Christopher S Mi... could she do worse?
Christopher S Mi... well, that's just genetics
Christopher S Mi... there is no blame to be placed there
Christopher S Mi... so you got her number, right?
Apr 23rd
“A lecture is a long answer to a question nobody asked.”
— Martha Coakley, JD, Attorney...
Apr 18th

Today's RPS

emarkswartz: rd?
chris: let's do it
1
emarkswartz: 1
2
chris: 2
emarkswartz: 3
chris: 3
emarkswartz: r
chris: p
woot!
1
emarkswartz: i'm doomed now :)
1
chris: 2
emarkswartz: 2
chris: 3
emarkswartz: 3
chris: s
emarkswartz: s
chris: 1
emarkswartz: 1
chris: 2
emarkswartz: 2
chris: 3
p
emarkswartz: 3
r
chris: woot!
done and done
emarkswartz: FUCK YOU!
haha
isarps
I think you cheat or something.
I'm totally tilted now.
chris: please
if i win the first throw
it's all over
emarkswartz: i know
thats what I said, I was doomed.
chris: at rps
i'm a post-flop player
emarkswartz: haha
you pwn me.
Apr 17th

RPS at work? You got it.

emarkswartz: i'm here
chris: want to rps
?
emarkswartz: sure
chris: let's go
emarkswartz: k
chris: 1
emarkswartz: 1
2
chris: 2
emarkswartz: 3
chris: s
emarkswartz: r
chris: ugh
emarkswartz: 1
chris: 1
2
emarkswartz: 2
3
chris: 3
emarkswartz: p
chris: p
emarkswartz: 1
chris: 1
emarkswartz: 2
chris: 2
emarkswartz: 3
chris: 3
emarkswartz: r
chris: r
1
emarkswartz: 1
2
chris: 2
emarkswartz: 3
chris: 3
s
emarkswartz: p
even steven
chris: yep
emarkswartz: 1
chris: 1
emarkswartz: 2
chris: 2
emarkswartz: 3
chris: 3
r
emarkswartz: s
dammit
chris: yahtzee
Apr 16th

Will I Live?

Christopher Milone: how is the weather out there?
samyagan: dude
Christopher Milone: fucked up, right?
Christopher Milone: i'm flying in to beantown tomorrow
samyagan: this was funny
samyagan: yesterday
samyagan: after i was diverted to connecticut
Christopher Milone: am i going to live?
samyagan: they're letting us fly over to NY
samyagan: and after we land in NY
samyagan: i look over across the aisle
samyagan: and TWO women are crying
samyagan: they thought we were going to die
samyagan: CRYING
Christopher Milone: hly mother
Christopher Milone: holy mother
samyagan: yeah
Christopher Milone: it was that bad?
samyagan: i've never seen it in all my hundreds of flights
samyagan: i was not crying
Christopher Milone: was it bad?
Christopher Milone: or just okay?
samyagan: yeah
samyagan: bad
samyagan: we tried once
samyagan: and the pinot gave up
samyagan: pilot
samyagan: second time we made it
samyagan: i actually applauded when we landed
samyagan: which i dont do
Apr 16th
“Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an...”
— Pablo Picasso
Apr 13th
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— From the Tribune, discussing...
Apr 12th

Linux/Mac OS and Fixing Problems

n_kontny: you might appreciate this
n_kontny: in Ruby, the language inkling is built in
n_kontny: on a mac, the logarithm of 0 (Math.log(0)) returns -Infiinty
n_kontny: on linux, the logarithm of 0 (Math.log(0)) throws an error
n_kontny: go figure
n_kontny: im at a bar right now, trying to troubleshoot logarithms
Christopher Milone: i do appreciate this
Christopher Milone: what the fuck?
Christopher Milone: i mean, who screwed that up? apple?
Christopher Milone: it's a unix-based OS for the love of G-d
n_kontny: not sure. from a couple posts on the internet, i think the Ruby devs actually prefer -Infinity
n_kontny: no idea
Christopher Milone: i think your troubleshooting strategy though is right on
n_kontny: whats -Infinity anyways
Christopher Milone: alcohol should help find the solution
n_kontny: :)
Apr 5th