Milone Tumblin'

May 26 2008
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I thought my toll money went to improving the roads and making up for state budget deficits? Not entirely, as it turns out. Apparently, we also needed to develop a tollway mascot.

May 23 2008

Dear Christopher,

With only a 1.7% chance, the Chicago Bulls defied all odds and landed the top pick (#1 overall) in this year’s NBA Draft.

In 1987 thousands of fans almost bought season tickets.
They missed six Championships and 610 consecutive sellouts. The current sellout streak is 90 games.

Don’t let history repeat itself.

-Bulls Email Today*

*Reminder: In 2001 thousands of people bought season tickets to watch the newly drafted “Baby Bulls” Eddy Curry and Tyson Chandler. The roster, filled out by luminaries like Ron Mercer, Marcus Fizer, and led by veteran Jalen Rose went on to perform miserably for years. Bulls management in it’s wisdom shipped Elton Brand, former rookie of the year and all-star, to the Clippers for the rights to Tyson Chandler where he continued to play all-star ball. After underachieving in Chicago for years, Chandler has finally found a home on a contender in New Orleans while Curry terrorizes Burger Kings across New York State. This is the history we should be trying not to repeat. My advice - season tickets will still be available in 2009 and 2010. Hold your horses.

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No more blogger.

My old blogger blog is now out of business. I won’t be maintaining it, or linking to it from chrismilone.org. If you liked that blog, just google me and I’m certain you can get to the archives for essentially ever. Tumblr rules. Long live the Tumblr.

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Hard to Believe

This may be difficult to believe for many of you, but today is the first day that I’ve ever connected my own computer to a wireless network. I just have a desktop at home and I always use the cord for any work laptops, that is until now. Nice to meet you 2002, my name is Chris.

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Fixed It!

At long last, I’ve changed the theme to this tumblr again. It should be more readable now for all of you whining PC users, so you can leave me alone now. Now if I just took the time to post again. :)

Apr 08 2008
Apr 05 2008
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It is finally feeling like spring

Apr 01 2008
Mar 31 2008
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One sad and lonely banana

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